Welcome to my Weird Writings!

This is my world of weirdness, where you will encounter strange sights, bizarre creatures and surreal events. Sit down for a while and let me share with you some of my short stories and poems, tales of animals and monsters, tales of unusual beasts and creatures, tales of…well, tales about weird stuff. Look at the title.

Some of these stories may include violence and foul language.


The Lemon Possum
Nightmare Rhymes
Maisy the Happy Fairy
Haikus About Possessions
More Nightmare Rhymes


Big Pigeon and Little Pigeon
Ricky Raven
Planet of the Grapes
The Lemon Possum 2
A Clown at Christmas
Daryl and Susie’s Christmas
The Evil Dr. Meow
The Movie Goblin
The Magnificent Mega Rat
The White Rabbit’s New Job

The Joke Shop
The Funny Robot
The Blob and the Brain
The Scarecrow and Mrs. Hen
Loch Ness Cereal
Even More Nightmare Rhymes
Imaginary Friends
Cowboy Land
We Think of Christmas in November

Christmas with Danny the Camel and Julie the Rat
A Wolf’s Christmas List
The Singing Snake
Fred the Vampire Fox
The Easter Bunny’s a Mad Scientist
The Lemon Possum’s Evil Easter


The Ringmonster
Karl the Kangaroo
The Open Window
The Lemon Possum vs. Karl the Kangaroo
Today I’m Feeling Really Good

The Cow’s Cake
The World’s Best Pizza Place
The Man With A Jack-in-the-Box For A Head
The Tree
The Caterpillar Roller Coaster
The Ghoul in the Arcade

Short Stories

The Monster Under My Daughter’s Bed
A Gift For Christmas
Two Cats

The Easter Werewolf
Why I Don’t Buy My Daughter Sweets Anymore
Barking Benjamin’s Easter Special
They Only Laughed ‘Cause I Was Drunk
The Monsters’ Party
A Duck and a Turtle
An Old Friend From University
A Horrible Wail
Do You Have A Favourite Toy? (Horror at the Panto #1)
Magic Chocolates (Horror at the Panto #2)
Everybody Loves The Baddie (Horror at the Panto #3)
Jenny and the Monster
The Gryphon
Jenny and the Monster’s Christmas
Mr. Deer Man
Body and Soul
Heck Comes to Sloofiewoof Land
The Chocolate Egg
The Day Frollo Took Over Wonderland
A Duck, a Snake and a Ghost

Percy and Katie
The Living House
The Kangaroo and the Comedian
Dorothy Lost

Time Passes Quickly
Karl’s Daughter
The Lemon Possum vs. Karl the Kangaroo Round 2
The Bowling Ball People

Longer Stories

The Little Shark

A retelling of Hans Christian Andersen’s The Little Mermaid, starring a shark named Derek. Derek is sick of being a shark and after saving a human from drowning, decides he wants to be human himself. He is made human thanks to the experiments of a scientific sea-witch, yet all is not well…

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12

Daryl and Denise

A tale of two dragons; a former minion of the evil witch Aosoth looking to start a new life, and a heroine saving her world from evil despite the prejudice levelled her way. These two are brought together when Aosoth is resurrected, and Denise may know something about Daryl he doesn’t…

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25