Little Miss Muffet,
Stood on the tuffet,
Today was a glorious day,
She found that spider,
Who once sat down beside her,
And she knew she would make him pay.
Little Bo Peep,
Killed one of her sheep,
By chopping off its head…
But the sheep came back,
And it attacked,
And now Bo is also dead!
Oh, the mean old dude from York,
He killed a thousand men.
He eventually got killed himself,
But he came back again.
Humpty Dumpty stood on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty caused a great fall…
All the king’s horses, and the knights as well,
Were sent descending into Hell.