More Nightmare Rhymes


I do not like thee, Dr. Fell,
You ghastly beast come straight from Hell,
You throw your patients down a well,
You’re a monster, Dr. Fell.

PS. Also you smell.


Dr. Foster went to Gloucester,
In a shower of rain
But then came the claws, and the biting of jaws,
And he was never seen again.


Grim, Grim Reaper,
Have you any souls?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full,
One for God,
And one for Satan,
And a bunch that I’m gonna eat with a side of bacon!


Little Jack Horner,
Sat in a corner,
And ate a poisoned pie,
He drew his last breath,
And died a horrible death,
But nobody cared that he died.

PS. Why did no-one care? Because he stole the pie. Let that be a lesson.


Twinkle twinkle giant rat,
How I wonder what you’re at,
In the dark you sneak and lurk,
Driving everyone berserk


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