The Magnificent Mega Rat


Rob the Rat was
Hungry one day,
‘I want some food,
For which I don’t have to pay!’

He scurried about,
Then he saw something green,
It was brighter than anything
He’d ever seen.

He thought it looked tasty,
So he made haste,
Little did he know,
It was toxic waste!

When he took a nibble,
He grew six feet tall,
He then stumbled backwards,
Destroying a wall.

Rob then said,
‘Well, fancy that,
I’m big and I’m strong,
I’m now Mega Rat!’

He found an old bin bag,
And made it a cape,
‘Now I’m a hero,
And I’m really great!’

He then heard screaming,
And it wasn’t a prank,
For a supervillain was
Robbing the bank.

‘Stand back,’ said Rob,
‘I’ll show this villain what for!’
But when he came in on the scene,
The people screamed more!

‘What a horrendous mutant!’
‘That thing should be dead!’
‘Can’t we be saved by
A turtle instead?’

They all thought Rob ugly,
They thought him obscene,
An abomination of God,
Something from a bad dream.

‘These people fear me,
And they want me to die,’
Thought Rob, ‘But I’ll save them all,
And be redeemed in their eyes!

‘Once I stop this villain,
They’ll fear me no more!
They’ll love and adore me,
And give me applause!’

But a surprise lay in wait,
For our heroic rat,
For who was robbing the bank?
A big evil cat!


It was Dr. Meow,
Who was committing the crime,
She used to be human,
But became a feline!

The sight of a cat,
Left Rob frozen in fear,
He had such strength and power,
But couldn’t come near!

So how ends the
Magnificent Mega Rat?
Well, Dr. Meow
Is now very fat.


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