The Shower Snake

showersnake

If you haven’t bathed in a while,
And you really smell,
That awakes a creature,
That looks like it came from Hell,

It looks like a snake,
With a silver shower head,
He’ll spray you with water,
And then you’ll be drenched,

The Shower Snake, the Shower Snake,
He seeks anything unclean,
Then he sprays with water,
All the dirty things he’s seen.

So if you’ve been out for a run,
And built up quite a sweat,
Out leaps the Shower Snake,
Who’ll then get you all wet,

If you go to the great outdoors,
And get covered in mud,
The Shower Snake’ll spring from a bush,
And he’ll get you good.

The Shower Snake, the Shower Snake,
He seeks anything unclean,
Then he sprays with water,
All the dirty things he’s seen.

One man told me, ‘The Shower Snake,
He really brings me fear.
Because once he came up to me,
And went right in my ear,

‘He actually went into my head,
And it caused me pain,
He slithered into my head,
And he sprayed my brain.’

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