I am proposing a new rule,
For the entirety of October:
You, too, to, view, crew and all similar words will be replaced by “boo”.
Cry, by, fly, tie and all similar words will be replaced by “die”.
There, bear, ware, wear and all similar words will be replaced by “scare”.
All Knock Knock jokes will begin with “Shock Shock! Boo’s scare?”
When greeting each other, make sure to emphasise the first syllable of “Hello”.
To make it simple:
If a word rhymes with a word associated with Halloween,
That Halloween-associated word will replace it.
And Halloween itself will be renamed “Hell-Nooooo-Scream”.
Die hope boo underhand.
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