I Like Falling Asleep Watching Telly

I like falling asleep watching telly,
It really is the best,
When you watch a bit of a show,
And your dreams fill in the rest,

I was watching a cookery show,
And then I fell asleep,
Then I was watching a cookery show,
Hosted by a sheep,

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I was watching a game show,
Where the prize was cash,
Then I was watching a game show,
Where the prize was mash,

I was watching a superhero,
Battling an evil foe,
Then I was watching a superhero,
Whose head was a big toe,

I like falling asleep watching telly,
It really is the best,
When you watch a bit of a show,
And your dreams fill in the rest.


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The Brain in the Jar

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In a cold dark castle,
In a place that’s far,
There’s a cold dark lab,
With a brain in a jar,

It stares at the bats,
And says to those things,
‘I don’t want a body,
I just want your wings.’


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ADVENTURES OF A DUCK FREE TODAY AND TOMORROW!

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To celebrate its one year anniversary, my Kindle eBook The Adventures of a Duck will be FREE today and tomorrow! Check it out!

Anne is a nineteen-year-old girl studying at Doford University. She likes reading, video games, and wishes to be more confident and social.

She’s also a talking duck in a world ruled by animals, her boyfriend is a snake who’s also an aspiring horror writer, and she even ends up encountering real ghosts and monsters.

A selection of short stories about Anne the Duck and the weird world she inhabits.

This anthology includes A Duck and a TurtleA Duck, a Snake and a Ghost and new stories about the adventures of Anne the Duck!

Alice in Wonderland Colouring Book AVAILABLE NOW!

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Have lots of colouring fun with Alice and the wacky residents of Wonderland! Twenty-five hilarious illustrations to colour, featuring favourites like the Cheshire Cat, the Hatter, the Duchess and more! Paper is 89gsm quality so paints and markers are not recommended.

Available at Lulu:

http://www.lulu.com/shop/gareth-barsby/gareth-barsbys-alice-in-wonderland-colouring-book/paperback/product-23668090.html