The Brain from the Drain

There’s something horrid you might meet,
Whilst walking down the street,
It’s a giant slimy brain,
And it comes out of the drain,
Don’t try to run, don’t even start,
Because this beast is very smart,
Because it is a giant brain,
It knows how to bring you pain.


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Mr. Venus-Fly-Trap Goes For A Walk

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Mr. Venus-Fly-Trap,
Thought it would be fun,
If he went for a day out,
And he took his Mum,

Mr. Venus-Fly-Trap,
And his Mum so kind and good,
Decided to take a nice long walk,
And explore the wood,

Mr. Venus-Fly-Trap,
And his Mum were pleased as punch,
The wood had buzzing insects,
So they could have their lunch.


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The King of the Sheep

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He’s conquered the whole countryside,
So you cannot run and cannot hide,
When he comes to hunt for you,
Because what he wants to do,
Is search for humans to feast upon,
It’s how he has his twisted fun,
His eyes are cold and his legs are long,
And he bleats a sinister song,
He’s the King of the Sheep, and he has a way,
To make sure you don’t run away,
For when you see this sinister sheep,
He’ll force you to fall asleep.


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Also, a brief message from William J Bandersnatch:


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Greetings. My teammates and I do hope you’ve been enjoying this blog’s exploration of the Supervillainverse and its inhabitants but sadly, all good things must come to an end. The final chapter of The Supervillainverse will arrive on this blog this weekend. It will be split into three parts, each part told by a different character. The first part will arrive this Friday 9th August, the second Saturday 10th and the final part Sunday 11th. My friends and I will appear, of course, as will our nemesis Bug-Eyes, the dragon with monsters coming out of his head, the cat mad scientist and her robot sidekick, and others.

I hope you can make it. Maybe I’ll even prepare you some scones.

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The Giant Crab

I have a lovely garden,
I have a lovely pond,
Both of them are beautiful,
Of both I am fond,

So imagine my shock and horror,
When from the pond there came,
A gigantic mutant crab,
Who wanted to kill and maim,

When it saw me by the pond,
It reached for me with its claw,
I then ran inside the house,
Now it’s pounding at the door,

But I’m going to fight this giant crab,
I’m going to make it pay,
For interrupting my gardening,
This bright and sunny day!


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I Fell Asleep on the Bus

This is the truth, this is no joke,
I fell asleep on the bus, and when I awoke,
The bus had stopped at the end of the street,
And sitting down in every seat,
Were men who wore suits with a bowler hat,
And each of them had fangs like a bat,
They had large eyes and big long claws,
Which had me running for the doors,
I ran out into the rain,
And I never rode the bus again.


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